[–] keebyjeeby 7 points (+7|-0)

Pirated a movie so I wouldn't have to go get the DVD from my bedroom.

I've done similar with games stored on my external. Who wants to get up and plug all of that shit in?

[–] Mattvision 2 points (+2|-0)

I'm pretty sure I put myself in a coma a few years ago to avoid going into work, and all of this is just imaginary.

Does that count?