A foursome of guys was waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women was hitting from the women's tee.
The ladies were not rushing and were taking their time. When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it 10 feet.
Then she went over and whiffed it completely. Then she hacked it another 10 feet and finally hacked it another 5 feet.
She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said defiantly, "I guess all those fucking lessons I took over the winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately responded, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!"
He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 63.
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