[–] [Deleted] 4 points (+4|-0)

as a Canadian, can confirm.

this has me in stitches though.

As a Canadian, I don't get it.
I see nothing unusual, eh.

[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0)

I'm sorry about that, would you like me to clarify?

Sorry, no. I think I've figured it out.
Other places don't use ice rinks as a form of measurement, eh.
The hosers use made up units that nobody understands.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Trailer Park Boys - Season 6 - is ready for me to pick up from the library. They lend me DVDs and I sell them for weed. It's not wrong; they give them to me, so I'm not stealing. Fuck off.

[–] Justintoxicated 1 points (+1|-0)

But would you really trust your wings to run the pot field? You need someone responsible like a goalie or defenseman.

[–] E-werd [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

I don't know about your defensemen, but mine come at least up to the opposing blue line.