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[–] E-werd 7 points (+7|-0)

These are the fuckers floating in the pool every morning because they're too dumb to avoid a pool of water.

[–] Skyrock 4 points (+4|-0)

I'm not worried. My cat munches on them like on candy.

[–] ScorpioGlitch 4 points (+4|-0)

Never have I seen a more accurate description. Tie a string to one of their legs and let them fly. They'll take off and fly in a circle. TADA, you have a bug on a leash.

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

free fishing bait falling from the sky... and here you are complaining... I wish.

These guys are the reason I will never again use a motorcycle helmet that doesn't have a full visor.
They hurt at high speed.

[–] GumpyBastard 2 points (+2|-0)

This is a fun time of year. Let the chickens out of the run in the afternoon and watch them zoom all over the yard chasing these things.

[–] ForPhuksSake 1 points (+1|-0)

These guys love destroying my Rose bushes. I'm ready for them, though. Bring it.

[–] oddjob 0 points (+0|-0)

I want to create a superhero based on a june bug. Basically, imagine the Juggernaut with a set of rocket boots that he can't control.

[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+0|-0)

Fuck these bastards.

They would literally attack my sister everytime she stepped foot outside of our childhood home.

Glad we dont have any July bugs. Or are you just July-in?

Hahaha