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[–] Num83rGuy 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

Fact does not require facts.

Real does not require reality.

True does not require truth.

War is peace.

Freedom is slavery…

Well, I think you get the picture.

I very much doubt this will work as a legal defense.

[–] CDanger [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

prosecution?

I was thinking, "But I wasn't even there! I was in another country! Look! My passport is stamped and everything!"

"Never mind that, she feels like you did it. Twenty years and chemical castration!"