The year🎉 is 2021 Covid🤮 variant DELTA is ravaging 🇦🇺Australia🇦🇺 with a 0.3 positivity rate.
You go outside🌾 for your government🐏 mandated 60⌚ minute exercise. It's 1 a.m.🌃 not the best time🕐, but they alternate your schedule📆 so eventually everyone👨👨👧👧 does get some sunlight🌞.
You quadruple mask😷 and put on your plastic smock👚. You gaze longingly at the sky🌆.
A man👨 riding his bicycle🚲 points his flashlight🔦 at you "Why aren't you doing your stretches and cardio?" He asks😲, you recognize him as your neighbor😐 (maybe, it's been some time since you last saw anyone). "It's because of people like you not obeying that the lockdowns have been extended another 4 years.😡"
He mumbles💭 through his layers of masks😷. He reports you to AFP👮♂️ and you're fined💸 $20,000 for repeat offending
Good luck🤞 buying👛 bread🍞 this week.
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