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Nice opinion. Just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different than mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct, and as a result any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold a wrong one. I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the Navy Seals, Secret Service, and Your Mom. You’ll be sorry you ever shared your opinions. By the time you’re reading this, you’ll be done for. Nature will punish you. Humanity will punish you. Supernatural beings will punish you. Space will punish you. We’ve decided just to make sure, we’ll nuke your house from orbit so there’s no chance you can run away. Everyone will know you will die. It’s a small price to pay to remove your wrong opinion from this world.

Nice opinion. Just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different than mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct, and as a result any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold a wrong one. I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the Navy Seals, Secret Service, and Your Mom. You’ll be sorry you ever shared your opinions. By the time you’re reading this, you’ll be done for. Nature will punish you. Humanity will punish you. Supernatural beings will punish you. Space will punish you. We’ve decided just to make sure, we’ll nuke your house from orbit so there’s no chance you can run away. Everyone will know you will die. It’s a small price to pay to remove your wrong opinion from this world.

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