I'm an incel and I can't get laid to save my life. I also happen to have an online business that does very well and I get a lot of sales. Whenever I sell something to someone with a female name, I try to rub my dick on it before packing it up and shipping it. Sometimes I do it after jerking off. That's the closest I'll ever get to a female touching my dick so might as well.
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