I was just chillin in my room, working on my skateboard’s paint job, and she fell out of the sky, through the roof, and onto my bed. She was 11/10 hot with boobs as big as basketballs. She handed me a bag of Hot Cheetos and licked my pp. Then we went to Gamestop and had our wedding there. For our honeymoon, she gifted me $200 calls expiring on Monday to $GME. They were actually almost worthless at the time but now they’re worth billions. My hair is blue. I am 12.
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