The belle Delphine Christmas porn was officially the biggest disappointment of 2020

I didn't watch it cause @ohphukimintrouble was oddly not in it. Was it really this bad?

Wow, I have no words to describe the bottomless well of disappointment that now sits within my ballsack. I was promised the world, and I only got the crusty testicles of Belle Delphine's #1 fan. At the beginning of this journey, I was a boy, naive to how my money would be so ungraciously taken from me by these scum. I remember where I was when I saw the announcement that my hero, Belle Delphine, was making a porn that would be released on Christmas Day. I was working at my local McDonalds, saving each and every one of my greasy dollars to spend on her OnlyFans. I worked for 12 hours a day, every single dollar I earned going to buying custom pictures from her. The fact that not only there would be porn, but porn for only $35? I was elated. I had no idea how this would be the last mistake I would ever make.

Christmas Eve Dinner began as I sat down with my family. I could not contain my excitement, and it was like the Hoover Dam broke inside of me. I began to flood them with information, grabbing my laptop and showed them the pictures I had acquired over months and months of hard earned dollars. I teared up as I told them that Belle Delphine my queen would be releasing her first hardcore porn video the next day, and I had to leave the room as the sobs began to wrack my body. I was overjoyed. This would be the best Christmas present I had ever received. Better than the Model 9 Blowup Blonde Sex Doll with expandable mouth and contracting butthole. I curled into bed, tears and snot flowing from my face. I could not contain myself. My family did not come to check on me, and finished their dinner in stunned silence, but I smiled. I knew, they were now opened to the truth: Belle Delphine would be releasing her first hardcore porn on Christmas Day.

I barely slept a wink that night. I was awake, staring at my ceiling, imagining my queen Belle was there next to me. But she wasn’t so the next day’s porn would have to do. The seconds turned into minutes, into hours, and eventually, the sun rose. Mommy’s wifi lock turned off, and I could finally view the video. The sacred video. The one true Holy Grail, Jesus Christ incarnate. He had returned. I opened my laptop as quick as I could and opened her bookmarked OnlyFans link. I began to sweat and shake, and tears welled up in my eyes once more. It was finally time. I clicked on the link. The video began. My smile faded. My stomach dropped. The world crumbled around me. I dropped to my knees and unleashed an ungodly scream. My life had been ruined. Mommy slammed on my door as I continued to scream, but I kept it locked. I curled up into the fetal position, and began to sob once more, but now, it was not of joy. It was of sadness. The porn was terrible, and that’s being generous. For one, I could not see her pussy. The man who defiled Belle Delphine was uncircumcised, and five and a half inches at BEST. His semen was more watery than my piss, and barely reached her perfect face. His movements were inconsistent. And Belle, my sweet Belle. You have ruined me. You called him daddy when he barely showed any dominance. Your moans were supposed to be music to my ears, and instead they made me want to go deaf. You let him use a fork and knife on your ass, and you rubbed cake all over yourself. I could not believe what I was seeing, what was unfolding before my eyes. The horrors of Hell have been released. I threw my laptop, and it smashed against the wall, broken. I could not fathom what I had seen. Belle. Sweet Belle. You have ruined me, my Christmas, and my life.

I truly have nothing left. I have nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to, nothing to become. I am merely an empty husk, a man with no purpose without my Belle. And a man without a purpose is no man at all. When I heard the announcement, I did not know that this would be my last Christmas. I did not know that this would be the last porn video, the last boob, the last penis, I would ever see. I bought a gun recently, a 9 millimeter Beretta. I have one bullet. It is for myself. I bought a plane ticket to England earlier today. I’m going to hide the gun in my suitcase and the bullet up my rectum. I’m going to go to her house and show her how she made me feel. I’m going to knock on the door and blow my fucking brains out right in front of her. Only then she will know how I feel. Only then will she know what she did to me, and what she did to all of us.

I'd say it's really fucking awkward.

Both her and her partner don't seem like they know what they're doing. But I suppose that's to be expected from a legit amateur. I mean she's either a virgin or isn't that experienced. Doggy looked a bit painful for the guy, it's like she bent his dick trying to grind. Also she kinda doesn't show off her vag which was what I was looking forward to. I'm not sure if she purposely edited it to be like that but it's constantly not in view of the camera. Either she has her panties on, is facing the opposite way, or a dildo is in the way. Even in missionary you see the dudes ass more than her.

Also it's not fully nude she has a t-shirt on, as well as pasties for half the vid and imo she could've picked a better wig. Best parts were probably her fingering her ass and cowgirl. The moaning was decent and she also said daddy quietly once. She also seemed to be very considerate of her partner. She asked her partner if it was fine to spit. Overall I'd rate it a solid 5/10. I didn't even jerk off to it, might decide to later. Kinda disappointed tbh.

Just finished watching the full 13 minute Belle Delphine Christmas vid. In short, I am utterly surprised on how bad it was, literally something you can't mess up, penetrative sex on camera was failed. In the FULL 13 minutes of the video we get no full frontal pussy shot. WTF. What is the point of releasing a sex-tape if you're still carrying on doing the gimmick that you hide your vagina in every photo/video that you do on your subscription service?? They need to pay a cinematographer, screenwriter, even a basic cameraman for her videos if this amount of money is needed to access them, there's a reason why there's dedicated crew and directors for pornography videos. Not only did they need a crew, they needed proper editors to fix the damn fucking lighting, my eyes were burning from how much the brightness was fucked up. The angles in the video were so damn off, in multiple scenes 2/3rds of the scene is just showcasing the man's buttocks, legs and rest of the body rather than Belle. In most of the penetrative scenes, with the camera angle that they chose, her head is cut off from the frame, what is the point, her whole facial expressions and face got her to this point of fame?!? Nobody knew or followed Belle Delphine for her body. Yet again, with the whole hiding of her vagina, her self masturbation scene is limited to her fingering her butthole, I kept on telling myself that she would do something different, or maybe she had some anal fetish, but from 1:21 to 4:22, it's literally just that, a waste of 3 minutes of my time. I'm in utter disbelief on how they messed this thing up, thank god I got it for free. Worst thing is, I didn't even nut.