Phuks, I need your help.

posted by jobes on copypasta

I have been working hard trying to get my wife’s black boyfriend to vote GOP. I told him about the Dem plantation. I told him about Q. I helped pay his bills. I did his laundry. But he still voted for Biden. He told me he loves Harris and wants reparations.

Any ideas? Maybe if we raised some money on Phuks to buy him a car (his just broke down and he’s borrowing my wife’s car) we could get him to vote GOP in 2022? What do you think?

Help me out with ideas.

Phuks, I need your help. I have been working hard trying to get my wife’s black boyfriend to vote GOP. I told him about the Dem plantation. I told him about Q. I helped pay his bills. I did his laundry. But he still voted for Biden. He told me he loves Harris and wants reparations. Any ideas? Maybe if we raised some money on Phuks to buy him a car (his just broke down and he’s borrowing my wife’s car) we could get him to vote GOP in 2022? What do you think? Help me out with ideas.

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[–] CDanger 2 points (+2|-0)

Have you tried adding another lock to your chastity cage? That usually helps.

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

I'm not allowed to touch the locks, someone else would have to install it

Phuks, I need your help.

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