Mods are the lowest form of human life there is

Mods are basically unpaid mall cops for Phuks... except even mall cops know they are a joke. I think Phuks counts on the fact there are enough lonely losers out there who will moderate the site for free in exchange for the illusion of authority. These are shameful, powerless, and deeply troubled people looking to exert a measure of power anyway they can-- the same kind of people who would become abusive police officers and border agents if they weren't already so monstrously overweight.