I have been standing for 24 hours in Starbucks opening the door to any female that crosses and none of them have sucked my dick. The fact that a human can be so heartless is beyond me, but these are strange times we love in. The worst thing was when a 25 year old showed up and said thanks. I, thinking she forgot, asked “are you gonna say anything else?” And the audacity of this whore to say “no, what else would i say?” No? How about a love proposition you disgusting slut!
That's cuz you were at Starbucks you moron. Dunkin is the place to go for that sort of thing.