Rumors that Superman is turning gay show that it’s wokeness, not Kryptonite, that now poses his biggest danger

[–] smallpond 3 points (+3|-0)

But probably the most blatant pandering change to Superman is the possibility that the character will come out as gay.

Oh, it could get a lot worse than that.

inb4 superman is wheelchair bound

Oh wait...too soon?

[–] CDanger 2 points (+2|-0)

For some reason Eminem seems to really love Christopher Reeves jokes https://invidious.snopyta.org/watch?v=1ZfLEhQY_lo

[–] smallpond 1 points (+1|-0)

Is it more debilitating to be bound to a wheelchair, or to be a real woman trapped in a body with an invulnerable penis?

uh sure both

[–] CDanger 1 points (+1|-0)

If it's a feminine penis, it's ok.

[–] Dii_Casses 3 points (+3|-0)

Edited

IIRC ~~one of the million versions of~~ pink kryptonite would make him gay.

No I am not kidding.

oh no

[–] Justintoxicated 1 points (+1|-0)

Spiderman is still shooting his webs all up in bitches right?

Mary Jane is more like Merry Lane, ya know?

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