HelloFresh accused of using coconut milk obtained from monkey labor

"HelloFresh strictly condemns any use of monkey labor in its supply chain, and we take a hard position of not procuring from suppliers or selling coconut products which have been found to use monkey labor. We have written confirmation from all of our suppliers — in the U.S. and globally — that they do not engage in these practices."

The irony is that this statement was written by a monkey PR agent.

Add in some genetic engineering and "Planet of the Apes" starts to look a lot more plausible.