[Last week, I was worried I was beginning to see the signs of the end times.](https://phuks.co/s/broccoli/41112) I sought out the wisdom of @InnocentBystander and he told me that if things stay normal by the weekend, it should be okay. And he was right! In fact, he was better than right! He was doubleplusunwrong! Not only have cabbage sales returned to their embarrassingly low rates, but they've actually plummeted to zero! All of our cabbage was thrown straight into compost, and we've completely permanently discontinued them! Brussels sprouts are not far behind either! The police are searching for all the people who've bought excessive cabbages lately, as they suspect it's all part of some kind of terrorist plot. I'll keep you guys posted about that. The best part, is that as a sign of defiance against the savages, customers have been burning through broccoli far faster than normal! I now have to put out 15 cases a day instead of the usual 6 or so! Cauliflower, kale, and kohlrabi got a small boost as well! It looks like things are going to be alright! #Thank you, Big Broccoli! We Love you!!!