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43 % (10 votes)
9 % (2 votes)
13 % (3 votes)
22 % (5 votes)
4 % (1 votes)
4 % (1 votes)
4 % (1 votes)

The candidates are:

The poll will close on the 5th at 00:00 UTC

The candidates are: - @Mattvision - @PMYA - @ScorpioGlitch - @ohphukimintrouble - @sidewalker_Principle - @polneymeltoe - @Polsaker The poll will close on the 5th at 00:00 UTC


[–] KillBill 3 points (+3|-0)

I don't like shitposting much. I have a lot of those subs blocked so I don't end up a bitter, old fool yelling at young people. But I'm going to give my vote to @Mattvision over @ohphukimintrouble because when I read Mattvision's posts from the top posts in the sidebar, I end up shaking my head and wondering why I bothered reading it(again) and maybe that's what it's all about.

[–] jobes 2 points (+2|-0)

yelling at young people

I'm in my mid 30's and I enjoy shitposting. Am I young in your eyes?

[–] KillBill 1 points (+1|-0)

Well I'm on the wrong side of 45 so anyone younger than me is "young".

[–] jobes 3 points (+3|-0)

Less than 50% of poll takers up-phuked this post. This is a community of monsters

[–] seanking2919 2 points (+2|-0)

Huh. First time I've seen a poll on Phuks. Is there a way for users to add one to their posts yet or no? Just curious.

[–] pembo210 5 points (+5|-0)

This is the first one. It's a new post type about to be public for everyone. Just a few more bugs.. I mean features to work out.

[–] xyzzy 2 points (+2|-0)

I hope you could then add a poll to every link or text post. To rate shitpost level or whatever.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

That's not a bad idea. Get rid of up/down arrows entirely and replace them with a short survey where you rank each post 1-10 on funny, informative, shitpost level, spam and offensive.

[–] Polsaker [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

They'll ve available for everybody in a few days, we're beta testing them now

[–] Boukert 2 points (+2|-0)

OI @polsaker isnt on that list!!!!!!!!

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

i honestly thought @sarcastaway would be on it too.

or im just realllly behind on posts lately.

[–] Sarcastaway 1 points (+1|-0)

Eh, I've been pretty inactive the last couple months. I guess there's always next year.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

It looks like @Mattvision is just a Soros shill!

[–] Mattvision 2 points (+2|-0)

I'm not 'just' a Soros shill. I also shill for Israel, the ghost of Ayn Rand, and free of charge, Big Broccoli.