Here you can suggest new mottos for Phuks that will appear at random under the logo. The rules are:

  • It must not be too long.
  • It must contain the word "Phuks".
  • It must not go against our ToS.
Here you can suggest new mottos for Phuks that will appear at random under the logo. The rules are: - It must not be too long. - It must contain the word "Phuks". - It must not go against our ToS.


[–] PMYA 7 points (+7|-0) Edited

I know it doesn't technically have "Phuks" in it, but I think we should make an exception in the case of "Phuk It, Do It Live".

Also suggesting:

  • Who Is Your Phuks And What Does He Do?
  • Get Your Phuks To Mars!
  • If It Phuks, We Can Kill It
  • Phuks, I've Got A Feeling We're Not In Kansas Anymore
  • Open The Phuks Bay Doors, HAL
  • This Is Your Brain On Phuks
  • Phuks. Yes, They Really Called It That.
[–] Sarcastaway 6 points (+6|-0) Edited

Use as many or as few as you'd like:

Crazy like a Phuks!

This guy Phuks.

A Phuks is for life, not just for Chistmas.

You rock my Phuks

Go Phuks yourself San Diago.

Michael J. Phuks

Zero Phuks given.

20th Century Phuks presents:

Phuks News: Fair and Ballanced

Phuks & Friends

The Phuks is in the hen house.

Rock out with your Phuks out

The Phuks stalks its prey

Tony Phuks Pro Skater

Where everyone has a Guy Phuks mask

Teir 1 Phuks main

Star Phuks 64

Seek shelter in the Phuks hole.

Phuks-On: apply directly to the Phuks head

Livin' in a Phuks, down by the river.

Phuks on ice

Phuks the musical

Got Phuks?

It's pronounced Phuks...

Have your Phuks.

The Phuks page of the internet.

And now I am become Phuks

Many Phuks make light work

Phuks - Now BPA-free!

Phuks is love, Phuks is life

Never look a gift Phuks in the mouth.

Sugar-free Phuks help prevent tooth decay

It puts the Phuks on its skin or it gets the hose again

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Phuks

My name is Phuks, and I like to party.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a Phuks

Phuks keeps you regular.

Phuks speak louder than words.

Where Phuks meet the road.

If it walks like a Phuks, and quacks like a Phuks...

Don't count your Phuks before they hatch!

Run, run, run, as Phuks as you can

How it feels to chew 5 Phuks:

You get a Phuks, and you get a Phuks!

Phuks speak louder than words.

Two Phuks, one stone.

Your Phuks is as good as mine.

In for a Phuks, in for a pound.

Time flies when you're having Phuks

Once you go Phuks, you never go back.

Fat Phuks, skinny Phuks, Phuks that climb on rocks...

PHUKS - Paid Hourly United Kingdom Salesmen

PHUKS - Please Help Us Knit Scarves

PHUKS - Pardon His Unnecessary Knee Socks

PHUKS - Place Hand Under Kilt Slowly

Edit: have some more.

Half-Phuks, Full Phuks consequences

The Phuks out of the bag

Phuks, lather, repeat.

Phuks the Phoenix

Night of the Living Phuks

28 Phuks Later

Phuks on a Plane

Phuks Unchained

Reservoir Phuks

Phuks Fiction

The Phukshank Redemption

Phuks Club

Saving Private Phuks

Mr. Phuks Goes to Washington

Mad Phuks

Phuks for Vendetta

[–] monoxane 4 points (+4|-0)

What the phuk did you just phuking say about me, you little bapho? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the shitposting, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on SRS and PV, and I have over 300 confirmed spams. I am trained in cyberbullying and I’m the top DOSer in the entire Sealand online forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the phuk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the net, mark my phuking code. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, phucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hackers across the USSR and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, alien. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re phuking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shut you down in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my second laptop. Not only am I extensively trained in exploitation, but I have access to the entire catalog of the Script Kiddie Resources Incorporated Party Limited and I will use it to its full extent to erase your miserable ass off both the face and the archives of the internet, you little goat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your phuking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn fool. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re phuking dead, rat.

[–] Sarcastaway 1 points (+1|-0)

I don't care if they have to use 1pt font, I want this to be a part of the site.

[–] [Deleted] 4 points (+4|-0)

Phuks with your friends.

Sit on your Phuks and rotate.

Phuks, where everyone knows your name.

How big is your Phuks?

Phuks did 9/11

Where was Phuks in 1990?

Phuks did 9/11

Yea, that's a quick way to get shutdown lol.

[–] X175B247 3 points (+3|-0)

Phuks - Free Refills!

I want you to Phuks me, Jerry!

Boss, get the Phuks out of there!

Phuks - Get Tested!

Phuks Bleaches Daily

Clean Enough to Phuks On

Gray Phuks!

Phuks... DIE!

Phuks where you're from, Phuks where you're going.

Phuks filed for divorce.


First girl I see with Phuks in her eyes

Phuks - We don't give two.

I'm so nice to the girls but they never give me Phuks!

Now I'm mad. Now I want some Phuks.

Phuks, reposted!

Holy Phuks, chat!

Service guarantees Phuks. Would you like to know more?

[–] Hitchens 3 points (+3|-0)

The future is phuks

There is no phuks without the phukers

If at first you don't succeed, try phuks

[–] chmod 3 points (+3|-0) Edited

You caught your wife in bed with Phuks.

Phuks - your Zen guide.

Phuks - dirtier than it sounds.

Phuks - open on Sundays.

Head for the mountains. Head for Phuks.

Phuks - almost good as cabbage.

Phuks - like watching the Washington Capitals choke! (Sorry couldn't resist)

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