Here you can suggest new mottos for Phuks that will appear at random under the logo. The rules are:

  • It must not be too long.
  • It must contain the word "Phuks".
  • It must not go against our ToS.
Here you can suggest new mottos for Phuks that will appear at random under the logo. The rules are: - It must not be too long. - It must contain the word "Phuks". - It must not go against our ToS.


[–] TheRedArmy 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

Not sure if any of these are done yet -

This is my Phuks. There are many like it, but this one is mine. (changing a Marine Corps creed)

Browse Phuks for Victory (a throwback to WW2 propaganda posters)

Press Phuks to pay respects (CoD meme)

Will edit in more as I think of them.

  • These Phuks were made for walkin'.

  • Awww, Phuks.

  • Ask not for whom the Phuks tolls.

  • Lights! Camera! Phuks!

  • Phuks: The other white meat.

  • Phuks: Now with 1/3 fewer calories.

  • Warning: May contain Phuks.

[–] antikaon 0 points (+0|-0) Edited

Here's a few. Some may not be appropriate, but I included them anyway.

  • Phuks! Now Asbestos Free!
  • Phuks! I Dare You. I Double Dare You!
  • Phuks! It's Better Than Ass Cancer!
  • Phuks! The Seventh Infinity Stone.
  • Pkuks! We Are John Galt.
  • Phuks! Shaken.... Not Stirred.
  • Phuks! Best Served With Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti.
  • Phuks! Congress Shall Make No Law....
  • Phuks! Black And White And Red All Over.
  • Phuks! It's Got Electrolytes!
  • Phuks! We Love The Smell Of Napalm In The Morning.
  • Phuks! You Can't Handle The Truth!
  • Phuks! Round Up The Usual Suspects.
  • Phuks! It's Like PornHub.... Ok, Not Really.
  • Phuks! You're Trying To Seduce Me, Aren't You?
  • Phuks! Frequently Puts Baby In A Corner.
  • Phuks! We Dance With The Devil In The Pale Moonlight.
  • Phuks! Yeah, That's Right. It Sounds Like F!$ks.
  • Phuks! The 51st State.
  • Phuks! Come To Jonestown! Free Kool-Aid!
  • Phuks! Proof Of Intelligent Life On Earth.
  • Phuks! Endorsed By Woodland Creatures World Wide.
  • Phuks! Many Of Us Are Not Wearing Pants Right Now.
  • Phuks! Not Afraid To Autograph A Death Note.
  • Phuks! The Lesser Known Lion That Forms Voltron's Taint.
  • Phuks! By The Power Of Greyskull!
  • Phuks! Powered By An Old Apple IIe We Found In A Closet.
  • All Your Base Are Belong To Phuks!
  • Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give Two Phuks.
  • Here's Looking At You, Phuks.
  • If We Build Phuks, They Will Come.
  • Phuks Sees Dead People.
  • Phuks Feels Lucky. Do You, Punk?
  • There's No Crying In Phuks!
  • Phuks Is Made Of People! IT'S PEOPLE!!!
[–] monoxane 4 points (+4|-0)

What the phuk did you just phuking say about me, you little bapho? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the shitposting, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on SRS and PV, and I have over 300 confirmed spams. I am trained in cyberbullying and I’m the top DOSer in the entire Sealand online forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the phuk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the net, mark my phuking code. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, phucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hackers across the USSR and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, alien. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re phuking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shut you down in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my second laptop. Not only am I extensively trained in exploitation, but I have access to the entire catalog of the Script Kiddie Resources Incorporated Party Limited and I will use it to its full extent to erase your miserable ass off both the face and the archives of the internet, you little goat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your phuking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn fool. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re phuking dead, rat.

[–] Sarcastaway 1 points (+1|-0)

I don't care if they have to use 1pt font, I want this to be a part of the site.

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