Listen, I'm not here to talk shit about chickpeas, I'm just saying the Garbanzo Beans are better. Let's say your Mother calls on the cellphone telephone while you are taking a bite of some delicious hummus. Do you tell her to wait a moment because you have a mouthful of chickpee, suggesting that you have an odd sexual kink?
I think not! You can easily tell her that you are busy eating delicious Garbanzo Beans and that you will call her back later. Thus, your mother won't suspect a thing, and your distant relatives won't learn about your odd sexual kink involving chicks peeing in your mouth.
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