I recently passed 30,000 phuks points. Why did you guys not throw me a party?

We did.

You weren't invited.

We did. Where the heck were you?

It was an awesome party, Jobes. We booked Dirty Honey, the Fratellis, and Hinder, had the food catered, open bar... Everything but you!

Hmmpph! You just see what get for 40,000 phuks, mister.

I'm still waiting for the PhukBoiCoin ICO to cash out my millions.

Congratulations!