I think my mail man is gonna go postal

posted by PhunkyPlatypus on Whatever

So ive observed this guy for like two years now. Never talked to him, mainly due to him listening the Alex Jones without headphones.

He rarely seems in a pleasant mood but just now I heard him muttering quite loudly to himself about what I assume was a recent interaction he had. Based on assumption from what I over heard, I guess someone commented he had a stupid hair cut (it is). And that he was coming up retorts after the fact.

Anyways if I stop responding this week. Suspect the mailman.

So ive observed this guy for like two years now. Never talked to him, mainly due to him listening the Alex Jones without headphones. He rarely seems in a pleasant mood but just now I heard him muttering quite loudly to himself about what I assume was a recent interaction he had. Based on assumption from what I over heard, I guess someone commented he had a stupid hair cut (it is). And that he was coming up retorts after the fact. Anyways if I stop responding this week. Suspect the mailman.

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[–] jobes 2 points (+2|-0)

You should buy a Symphony Bar, wrap a bow around it, put a note on it saying "For my Postal Worker" and leave it in the mailbox. He might spare you when he goes on his spree.

[–] Dii_Casses 3 points (+3|-0)

It's getting warm, avoid using chocolate.

[–] PhunkyPlatypus [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

Mmm this chocolate slurry in a bag seems tasty.

[–] Justintoxicated 1 points (+1|-0)

Don't cross the mailman, after all; "when you control the mail, you control information!".

[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 1 points (+1|-0)

Don't they usually go postal at the office?

[–] CountHonorius -1 points (+0|-1)

My postie's a sci-fi fan. I lucked out.

I think my mail man is gonna go postal

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