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I've looked everywhere. They're nowhere. I came in the house, so I had keys. They must be here, yet they aren't. This leads me to believe that agents of the state are invading my domicile.
I've looked everywhere. They're nowhere. I came in the house, so I had keys. They must be here, yet they aren't. This leads me to believe that agents of the state are invading my domicile.

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[–] [Deleted] 6 points (+6|-0)

the fbi stole my beer and hit me in the head while i slept. i had a few last night and suddenly this morning i had none and a pounding headache. bastards.
[–] MrPim [OP] 5 points (+5|-0)

Exactly. I can't even remember coming home. Yet here I am. W/O Keys. They stole my memories and my keys.

[–] jobes 6 points (+6|-0) Edited

I was missing a few cans of cat food, I swear I had another 5 days worth, but I only have 3 days worth now. This is bs. Trump needs to drain that swamp.
[–] phoxy 5 points (+5|-0)

Did they also drain the batteries in your remotes? They do that to me so I don't have camera blinding infrared lights handy. I had to ghetto rig my IR flashlight with a wall adapter.
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