I see pink lines...

Congrats! Which one of us is the father?

Since none of you possess the required equipment, I'd venture to say, none of you.

I can still provide the stork if you want a discount on the delivery. I can knock 20% off but no promises on anything higher.

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

You're a prince, Matt! But I think we've already contracted with another vendor.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

So...i'm the mother?

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

You're the enchanting fairy godmother. A most vital member of the family! <hug>

[–] OeeThaGreat 4 points (+4|-0)

Have you thought about making baby back ribs when it arrives? Baby flesh is tender and succulent.

[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0)

That's a pretty fucking weird comment, even though it is a bit funny. Still, damn.

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

Ummm, no. But don't let me stop you from enjoying your quaint, tradtional, ethnic recipes with your own offspring ;-)

[–] OeeThaGreat 3 points (+3|-0)

I waited to long with mine. They would be stringy and tough.

[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0)

Well, best laid plans and all that. Maybe next time? :-)

[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0)

Love you, baby

[–] PhunkyPlatypus 2 points (+2|-0)

Congratulations on your quadruples!

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Thanks...

I'd be surprised by quads. One is hard enough at times. I can't imagine four kids teething at the same time!

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Congrats!

Feed the baby a lot so it turns into a giant please.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

LOLS, if PJ is any reference, I don't think becoming large will be a concern :-)

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