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[–] Justintoxicated 6 points (+6|-0) Edited

If you took a new "sweetheart" on a date to the local ice cream parlor and she asked "How would you make me an extra-sexy banana split?" What would you tell her?

[–] Polsaker 5 points (+5|-0)

Probably removing all your limbs in front of your loved ones and then kill them all while you're still alive