Two things I have learned from being married are don't poke the bear, and put the fucking laundry in the dryer.
It puts the laundry in the dryer else it gets the hose again
I would assume that you were the one requesting the dirty talk in that conversation
@GoatsShadow be nice to your wife dude, it's just laundry
And that's what happens when you air your dirty laundry on a public forum.