You mean, it's not a pipe.
You mean, [it's not a pipe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images).
You, mister pus, are an uncultured swine if you think that is not a pie!
You, mister pus, are an uncultured swine if you think that is not a pie!
That is not pie....
That is an abomination.