Eggplant is better than broccoli

OP is all about eggplant fridays.

Potatoes are better than eggplant. Unless it's for a butt plug.

Eggplant is a euphemism for dick. @BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS loves dick.

Hominy, my friend. Hominy. Food of the gods.

Sure, if you want to die from gastrointestinal issues at a young age. Eggplant can't make up its mind, its an eternally confused creature.

Is it egg?

Is it plant?

Its a mutant freak vegetable if you ask me.

You are retarded.

Damn straight.