Today is the American holiday where we all gather around the television and worship the Superb Owl.

Well, you know for sure that it's the best day of the year for football fans...

And it turned out to be the best Superbowl evah!

Wait...

I honestly haven't watched the Super Bowl in over ten years. About 5 years ago, I was at a drinking buddies house and everyone left to watch it at his ex's place. I agreed to stay on the condition that he kept it on mute.

Bread and Circuses. Modern day Gladiatorial distraction.