The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
Although the heroes are stupid and reckless enough to charge headlong into these challenges, they also never live up to the hype.
Mountain of Despair? This is what you think it looks like. Alas, it's scarier in artist renditions than it is in real life.
River of Fire? You imagine an inhospitable landscape with lava floes and no hope for fools who dare to cross, but it reality, even a wooden boat can cross the thing.
Dragons of Eternity? You think it's a crawling lair filled with beasts some fearsome even one would make even the bravest hero turn tail and run, but then you realize you only end up with this guy. That's also the face you make when you realize your mistake, too.
So get yourself a nice, private, secure, safe-deposit box, or the medieval version, the coffer, if you don't have the technology for a modern one. Heck of a lot more secure, and a lot less walking to get to your artifact if you need it for some reason.
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