>be me, Macron

posted by PMYA on Whatever

>be me, Macron

>just elected as president of surrender-land

>notice Trump being a dick with handshakes

>at first opportunity, blank his handshake in favour of Merkel's

>in front of world leaders, neutralise his handshake with a tactical left hand to the elbow

>notice Trump has pulled out of climate change deal

>immediately make a "Make Our Planet Great Again" post

>use the opportunity to encourage American scientists and engineers to work in France instead

>do all of this on Twitter, the same platorm Trump has been president-shitposting on for the past 5 months

Alpha as fuck, someone please stop this French savage I can't handle it anymore.

\>be me, Macron \>just elected as president of surrender-land \>notice Trump being a dick with handshakes \>at first opportunity, blank his handshake in favour of Merkel's \>in front of world leaders, neutralise his handshake with a tactical left hand to the elbow \>notice Trump has pulled out of climate change deal \>immediately make a "Make Our Planet Great Again" post \>use the opportunity to encourage American scientists and engineers to work in France instead \>do all of this on Twitter, the same platorm Trump has been president-shitposting on for the past 5 months Alpha as fuck, someone please stop this French savage I can't handle it anymore.

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[–] Boukert 2 points (+2|-0)

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You are forgetting.

Repay Trump on his handshake bullshit and squeeze the shit out of his hand in front of media, squezing so hard that the 70yo Potus has the break eyecontact and tries to wriggle out of the iron handshake!

>be me, Macron

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/s/Whatever