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Nothing makes me happier than being able to not do something. This is probably a driving force behind the popularity of certain websites and forms of technology. I would argue, for example, that the aggregator website was born from laziness. The convenience of having a wide range of subjects not just thrust in front of you, but sorted for you, is digital laziness. RSS feeds are similar. I'm a fan of both.

Recently, I discovered a couple of ways to not do things that almost made me feel bad for doing them. A couple of weeks ago I left my phone downstairs when I went to bed, but I wanted to check my account balance. It would have taken me about a minute to go and get it and call the number that tells you your balance. Instead, I decided to log into my provider's site and get it from there, but it said I needed to know a number on my SIM card to be able to find my balance. I remembered that your balance can be found on their app, but unfortunately, it is a mobile app and you can't use it on a computer. Undeterred, I downloaded an Android ISO, booted a VM, and installed the app to look at my balance. It took 20 minutes longer than walking downstairs, but I didn't have to move an inch.

Similarly, I have found a way to walk my dog without moving. Instead of going through all the trouble of putting his harness on (bastard slips out of his collar), standing up and walking, there is a way to do this without leaving the house. I charged my drone today and flew it around the back garden at a height my dog couldn't reach it, but was still willing to chase it. I did this until the battery started flashing low power, charged it again, and then flew it around some more. As a fortunate result of the way my house was built, I was able to do this from the safety of my kitchen, looking out into the back garden.

I am now utterly convinced that /s/Technolazy needs to exist, but I have reached my sub limit.

Nothing makes me happier than being able to not do something. This is probably a driving force behind the popularity of certain websites and forms of technology. I would argue, for example, that the aggregator website was born from laziness. The convenience of having a wide range of subjects not just thrust in front of you, but sorted for you, is digital laziness. RSS feeds are similar. I'm a fan of both. Recently, I discovered a couple of ways to not do things that almost made me feel bad for doing them. A couple of weeks ago I left my phone downstairs when I went to bed, but I wanted to check my account balance. It would have taken me about a minute to go and get it and call the number that tells you your balance. Instead, I decided to log into my provider's site and get it from there, but it said I needed to know a number on my SIM card to be able to find my balance. I remembered that your balance can be found on their app, but unfortunately, it is a mobile app and you can't use it on a computer. Undeterred, I downloaded an Android ISO, booted a VM, and installed the app to look at my balance. It took 20 minutes longer than walking downstairs, but I didn't have to move an inch. Similarly, I have found a way to walk my dog without moving. Instead of going through all the trouble of putting his harness on (bastard slips out of his collar), standing up and _walking_, there is a way to do this without leaving the house. I charged my drone today and flew it around the back garden at a height my dog couldn't reach it, but was still willing to chase it. I did this until the battery started flashing low power, charged it again, and then flew it around some more. As a fortunate result of the way my house was built, I was able to do this from the safety of my kitchen, looking out into the back garden. I am now utterly convinced that /s/Technolazy needs to exist, but I have reached my sub limit.

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[–] [Deleted] 5 points (+5|-0)

I honestly think you've taken it to another level. Most people would not do these things, I hope.

[–] smallpond 4 points (+4|-0)

I think for most people the 'lazy' options described are several times more frustrating than the obvious choices.

[–] [Deleted] 4 points (+4|-0)

Yes. I would like to think even people with the know how to do these things would choose to just get up and do them.

[–] smallpond 4 points (+4|-0)

Flattering myself, I think I have the know how, but definitely would not. I know people who are frustrated by technology, and the options above could probably be worked into their personal hells. Perhaps this is @PMYA's unique syndrome?

[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0)

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(speaking of laziness, i have been putting off buying a new keyboard for months but what is easier than bothering to go to a store and buying a keyboard that isnt half broken? just editing everything that i type, of course.)

[–] PMYA [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

Stop triggering my autism.

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

its especially fun when i am playing games and have to type things quickly. i either spend too long thinking about how to avoid the phuked keys (5q6w e/r.t,y) or i trigger everybody but a loss is a small price to pay to not decide whether i want a way too expensive keyboard or a way too cheap one.

[–] PMYA [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

I've been dealing with a broken nine key for a couple of years now. I feel your pain.