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[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0) 6 years ago

How much to fed my actual ex to a crocodile?

Whatever it is, I'm sure it's cheaper than the support order.

[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0) 6 years ago

This is why I wish more of the world was unexplored. People like you.

[–] doggone 2 points (+2|-0) 6 years ago

I'd like to meet for breakfast before the protests. Does anyone know a good place near the El Paso Zoo?

[–] Donaldo_Trumpo 1 points (+3|-2) 6 years ago

Will they let you fuck the cockroach in the ass first?

[–] pidu87 [OP] 0 points (+1|-1) 6 years ago

I'm sure if you asked they would let you and immediately call the crazy wagon or The Guinness World Records for world's smallest penis.......