English bulldog bites off Scottish man’s peanut butter smeared genitals

AN ENGLISH bulldog has been euthanased after biting off his Scottish owner’s testicles, which had been coated in peanut butter.

Why? In case he were ever adopted by another sexual psychopath? He certainly has a taste for rocky Mountain oysters, likely kill for it.

Kill the dog. WTF?

hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha. And that's a good thing...

Local media reports the man’s genitalia were not able to be recovered for reattachment.

This mans dignity will also never be recovered.