>turn on BBC news to find out I have been accused of touching 36 women on the knee between 1982-87
>wasn't even born until 1988
>immediately start planning my resignation
>more breaking news, this time they found 12 of my offshore bank accounts in Tuvalu
>frantically start shoving necessities into a suitcase
>panic but then remember i'm an MP and nothing bad can ever happen to me
>police break down door and rush into the living room wearing riot gear
>"do you have a TV licence sir?"
>blow my brains out on the spot with my air rifle
>just before i die, realise i forgot to delete the 23 terabytes of child porn stored on my computer
>just a normal day in the life of an MP
Nobody expects the English Television licensing enquiry officers!!!!!