I feel like attacking the core problem of "why is there so much fecal matter in the streets" is a better idea than "how do we hide the poop?", but then again i'm just a private nobody citizen. I'll move along
A biohazard, junkies openly defecate, discharge faeces, no this ain't some Hindustani Pajeet place in India its good old liberal USA and San Franshitsco’s sidewalk IEDs, the nickname is there for a real disgusting reason they have not started to call it San FranShitsco for nothing.
They need an anthem.
We are the Poop Patrol
Poop-oop-doo-doo!
We scrape shit off the street for you!