[–] KillBill 5 points (+5|-0)

I remember reeling these in just before one of the local lakes was ruined by carp. It felt like reeling in an old car tyre.

[–] chmod 4 points (+4|-0)

These fuckers are a true menace to boating and the environment. Kill them all with fire

[–] jobes 3 points (+3|-0)

a plan devised by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers to keep the fish from invading Lake Michigan

I never expected the army to literally be fighting fish