Man, why the hell would you report that you received 5.5 pounds of pot? Fucking... hide it away and let it set for a while, see what happens.
i'd be super sketched out if i got a random shipment of thousands of dollars worth of weed. people around here have been shot over dime bags, i don't want to know what would happen if they found out i gave their weed to the police. hopefully they wouldnt show up before i moved to a different apartment and im smoking like a chimney for a year
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