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[–] Skyrock [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

Last night for the first time Dutch regular chicken farmers invaded our territory and attacked from our soil. We have now been returning toxic eggs since 5:45 a.m.! Henceforth, egg will be met with egg. He who fights with poison eggs shall be fought with poison gas. He who distances himself from the rules for a humane conduct of warfare can only expect us to take like steps. I will lead this battle, whoever the adversary may be, until the security of the Reich and its rights have been assured!

[–] TheRedArmy 1 points (+1|-0)

Let us therefore brace ourselves to our laying of eggs, and so bear ourselves, that if the Chicken Empire, and its pens, last for a thousand years, men will still say, These were their Finest Eggs.