It's natural to wonder if you're getting too old and just don't "get" some new thing. The nice thing about NFTs is that you know, nope, they're just really phuking stupid and this generations beanie babies.
At least you can do stuff IRL with a beanie baby. Someone comes over, you can walk them through your house and show them the beanies vs someone comes over and you pull up a chair to your computer and are like "come look at my NFTs, they're not funny like memes tho"
With a little charisma, a cute beanie baby might even help you get laid.
NFTs might go something like this: "check out this monkey jpeg I bought for $100k babe. Want to bone babe?"
The "Greater Fool Theory" has reached its terminus. You play the game, you run the risk of being the last one holding the bag.