What a headline that would make.
"Local man found dead, after planting a wiener in a thugs back pocket."
There's worse ways to go.
But how could you do anything but laugh in that situation.
It's too absurd to get angry.
I'd laugh but if I'm being honest this is somewhat brilliant for a pickpocket. It provides a cover that, "no I'm just making youtube videos" and lets you test the awareness of your mark."
When he asked the short lady to reach the low shelf for him, I laughed.
Some of the reactions are priceless, I dig when people just realize how ridiculous it is and laugh