If cats were people, they'd be psychopaths, scientists say

as defined by human psychological standards

Yeah, that means the study was conducted by absolute retards due to exploring a retarded hypothesis. This means dogs are degenerate auto-felatio addicts, dolphins and mallard ducks are serial rapists and Orcas are baby killers now....right?

Junk science.

My first reaction to the title was "please tell me US taxpayers didn't fund this study..."