Are you willing to muck out the stalls and become a our stable hand? Otherwise, I've no interest in owning a pony. Sounds like a great deal of work for very little return.
Kids these days...
Girl, if you can't even handle a pony, then why should you be trusted with a LHC? Do you have any notion how much work it takes to shoo the spiders out of the ring every day? Owning a LHC is a lifelong responsibility. You can't just get bored of it and discard it after a week.
Why did I misread this as "busom-busom"?