Lard, Marmite, Black pudding, pasty, newspaper, scrumpy, spotted Dick, vinegar, Pikelet ...... it could literally be any of these horrifying things they seem to call food over there!
Lard, Marmite, Black pudding, pasty, newspaper, scrumpy, spotted Dick, vinegar, Pikelet ...... it could literally be any of these horrifying things they seem to call food over there!
Whatever!!1! you culinary barbarian!
[Whatever!!1!](https://media.giphy.com/media/EsmlrgWNx5v0Y/giphy.gif) you culinary barbarian!
Maybe he still has "cottage cheese or something" lying around instead