CRYPTIC WARNING Ç̭̮̠̫̭̫ͅa̜̗̞̜͔̺̬n͏͚c̴̤̩̲̲̻̮e̖̟̩͚̯l̘̝̣̮͎̲̮ ̴̼̗̟ͅt̫̙̯͖̮͞ḙ̗͠s͓͇̲̦t̬ ̘̯̟̜̭5̛̪̥!͎͉͖͖ͅ ͎̩͎̲̜̣ͅCa̘̞̟̫n̞̝͍͎̹͞c͎͙̙̻͉̞e̶̯̺̯͍̬̫l̴͍̜͈̘̘͉ ͕t̼͕̗͚e̻̦̯ͅs͚͉̻̥̀t̖̙̘ ̛̞͈̖̗̝5̼̪!̫̕

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I̴͙̩̯̣̘̠̬͚͖̙̗̟̰͊̄̇̽̋̒̒̿̈́͂̀ͪ̎ͦ̔ͮ͊̔̀͜͢ͅt̷̺͇͉̗͍̥͉̳̙͇̭͉̽͂̌̔̓̿̐͆͛̔͐͒̾̈́̀͢͢͞'̸̢͚͔͈̺͕̣̝̎ͧ̒̒̃̔̊ͦ̾̾ͮ͊̊͆͗ͧ̿͒͠ͅs̈̽̿̔̅ͧͪ͐ͦͦ̓̌ͨ̚̚҉̡͚̪̳̯̞̕ ̐̄͛̅̀͏̱̟̗͍̞̲̖͓ň͍̳͖̼̥͔͈̟̞̘̭̺̦̖̼͕̟ͦ̇́ͭ̔̇̐͒͌͂̍͡ͅǫ̶̛̭̤͚̻͐͒̉̑́̅ͭ̌̉͆̀ͧ͋̆̀̚ṭ̷̛͎̮̗̻̟̞̱̠͕͍͉̰͔̻̳ͤ̽ͪ̒̊ͩ̽́͂̆ͨͧ̓͐̉̀͜ ̧̛̲̭͙̘̹͚͚̑́́̑̂̐̋̉̿́̚̕͢ţ̢̙͖̰̮ͤ͆͗̅̐͑ͤ̀ͯ̏o̽ͩ̆̄̓̎͛ͭͤ͌ͩͫ̈́̐̑͏̶̵̷̗͓͍̜̰̻̤͜o̵̧͓͚̠̯̰̭̗̞͇̯͍̖ͫ̃̌ͦ̕̕͞ ̧̡͈͖͎̯̺̦̣̲͇̣͔̭͖̩̊ͮ̈́̍̂͝͠l̡̺̼̻̘̘̬̠̖̹͔̺ͩ̅̓͋͟a̸̷̢̬̦͈̪̮̓̃̇ͥ͗̉͂̾̍͊́ͤͨ̏ͬ̊̐͌̀̚t̴̴̡̛̻̙̤̲͇ͣ͛̽e̵̶̶̡̢̙̺̖͎̬̠͇͖̣̺̘̞̥͙ͤ͋ͭͬ́̑

Šh͋͐ͥ̐̈̊u͉͎̟t͍̄.̟̖̫̦͋ ̼͎̯̬̓̋͆̅ͦ́ͦE̪̗̖̟͍̲͌́̂͆ͅv̱̇ͯ̓ė͈̇̈̇͐ͫ̑r̦̞̱͚ͨ̏ͤ͑̄̚y̼̦̯̝͋ͪͩ̂̒t͍̲̪̤͙̺̫͂͋ͩ͋ͪh̽ͮ̓i̠̪ň̫̦̥̣͔̦g̤̘̏.̘͗ ͉̥͈̠̊D̦͉̤̰̼̙̎͗̈́̏ͮ͗̚o̰̬͕̣̤̤w͕̺͐ͣ̉n͆ͣ͐̾̓ͯ.̝ I̴͙̩̯̣̘̠̬͚͖̙̗̟̰͊̄̇̽̋̒̒̿̈́͂̀ͪ̎ͦ̔ͮ͊̔̀͜͢ͅt̷̺͇͉̗͍̥͉̳̙͇̭͉̽͂̌̔̓̿̐͆͛̔͐͒̾̈́̀͢͢͞'̸̢͚͔͈̺͕̣̝̎ͧ̒̒̃̔̊ͦ̾̾ͮ͊̊͆͗ͧ̿͒͠ͅs̈̽̿̔̅ͧͪ͐ͦͦ̓̌ͨ̚̚҉̡͚̪̳̯̞̕ ̐̄͛̅̀͏̱̟̗͍̞̲̖͓ň͍̳͖̼̥͔͈̟̞̘̭̺̦̖̼͕̟ͦ̇́ͭ̔̇̐͒͌͂̍͡ͅǫ̶̛̭̤͚̻͐͒̉̑́̅ͭ̌̉͆̀ͧ͋̆̀̚ṭ̷̛͎̮̗̻̟̞̱̠͕͍͉̰͔̻̳ͤ̽ͪ̒̊ͩ̽́͂̆ͨͧ̓͐̉̀͜ ̧̛̲̭͙̘̹͚͚̑́́̑̂̐̋̉̿́̚̕͢ţ̢̙͖̰̮ͤ͆͗̅̐͑ͤ̀ͯ̏o̽ͩ̆̄̓̎͛ͭͤ͌ͩͫ̈́̐̑͏̶̵̷̗͓͍̜̰̻̤͜o̵̧͓͚̠̯̰̭̗̞͇̯͍̖ͫ̃̌ͦ̕̕͞ ̧̡͈͖͎̯̺̦̣̲͇̣͔̭͖̩̊ͮ̈́̍̂͝͠l̡̺̼̻̘̘̬̠̖̹͔̺ͩ̅̓͋͟a̸̷̢̬̦͈̪̮̓̃̇ͥ͗̉͂̾̍͊́ͤͨ̏ͬ̊̐͌̀̚t̴̴̡̛̻̙̤̲͇ͣ͛̽e̵̶̶̡̢̙̺̖͎̬̠͇͖̣̺̘̞̥͙ͤ͋ͭͬ́̑

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[–] jobes 0 points (+0|-0)

But what if test 5 works?

[–] pembo210 3 points (+3|-0)

A Phuks Delta team has been dispatched to your location.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

I'll have the latex gloves and lube ready

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