Silly purple Platypus,
Smoking on that purple kush.
Pondering why he has a bill on his face and a tail on his tush.
Feeling stoned and lazy,
peering through the haze, he
reflects on times less crazy.
Now he a stoned little Platypi,
vacantly staring at the sky.
This red eyed platypi,
contemplates if he's too high,
while watching clouds tumble by.
Now he's a sleepy little platypode,
another bowl he plans to load.
When he hears radio chatter,
and a distinct police code.
His body stiffens and his blood runs cold.
there it is, a police cruiser,
rolling down the road.
This panicked purple platypus
Starts hauling ass so fast,
Looking like a running octopus.
(Alright I'm too stoned now and don't how to end this.)
You can thank @mindtrip for inspiring this nonsense.