Best Yelp review I could find about the cesspit you degenerates dare to call a bar!

Blasphemer!!
Somebody get the bouncer!

Hey, we earn our reputation here at Paddy's! And we ban all broccoli and broccoli related paraphernalia. Yes, you can go to /s/cheers, but you'll never replicate the awesome and exotic experiences you'll find at Paddy's everyday.

Let me post some highlights:

Brilliant place for someone looking to have a beer, chat with the equally exquisite collection of people gathered at the bar, or, if you're me, you load up the jukebox choke full of your favorites. The bartenders make great drinks and conversation.

Paddy's is absolutely the epitome of a dirty Dive bar!! If a stinky grungy bar is what you're aiming for - please visit this spot. The smell of urine & cigarettes saturated my hair and clothes. Can't complain because I knew from the get - what I was getting myself into. Booze was cheap, bartender was a sweetheart, & the stench was authentic! LoL No joke, very interesting experience.

This is my new favorite dive bar. They only serve drinks however you can order food in and you can smoke cigs in the bar. There are more interesting folks at this bar then your other overpriced joints in the city imo.

I cannot tell you how happy I was to end the night at this eclectic spot. You will either love it or hate it but if you open the door and a dive bar is not your cup of tea then hey genius don't sit down or better yet come out of your comfort zone, grab a drink, and try to enjoy the experience.

And I saved the best for last:

I woke up in my neighbor's bed with a head wound, yesterday's paper, and an empty bottle of sleeping pills and my nightmare in that putrid shithole of a bar Paddy's Pub finally, mercifully came to an end. The owners all deserve to rot in jail, though having to spend every day with each other in that vile establishment is a decidedly greater punishment. That is why I decided not to press charges, leaving them to live in the hell on earth they've created for themselves for the rest of their pathetic and miserable lives.

I would post more, but I'm humble and don't want to seem proudful. Remember, we have the best jukebox on Phuks and we never coors.