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3 Rules of Getting Older

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posted by InnocentBystander on OldPhuks

5 comments

[–] angeredwhackjob 2 points (+2|-0)

"I farted and it lied to me"

[–] InnocentBystander [OP] 1 points (+2|-1)

It claimed to be 'just a fart'. But it's a lying piece of shit..

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

Three rules to get older. 1 Don't die. 2 Don't die. 3 Don't ignore Rules 1 or 2.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

https://www.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2013/03/08/at-some-point-in-life-everyone-has-gambled-on-a-fart-and-lost

[–] InnocentBystander [OP] 0 points (+1|-1)

P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early. . .Touché. . .

lol.