Prince Philip, husband of Britain's Queen Elizabeth II, dies at 99

[–] PMYA 7 points (+7|-0)

I've been waiting for this for 15 years, and the cunt dies in a year where I don't have him in a deathpool. Unbelievable.

[–] E-werd 3 points (+3|-0)

This year for sure!
No, for real, definitely this year!
There's no way he's going to make it another year!
Fuck it, this cunt is never going to die.

Dies

[–] angeredwhackjob 4 points (+4|-0)

/s/Deathpool

[–] Satan 3 points (+3|-0)

Both of the news articles I've seen on this today(including this one and also the one from the Associated Press) apparently felt the need to make note of his "racist and sexist" comments. They're already going in with the corpse practically still warm, damn lmao.

[–] xyzzy 3 points (+3|-0)

The one in the Register doesn't.

[–] PMYA 2 points (+2|-0)

I mean in fairness it is probably what he was most notable for, other than being royalty.

[–] Justintoxicated 1 points (+1|-0)

AKA - The Queen's sexy cousin

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[–] PhunkyPlatypus 0 points (+0|-0)

So..... the queen is single than?

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Prince Philip, husband of Britain's Queen Elizabeth II, dies at 99

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