[–] Timmy 3 points (+3|-0)

NSA reruiters are probably getting ready to hire him, instead of proviiding him with free food and lodging for 3 to 5.

[–] Fluf [OP] 2 points (+2|-0) Edited

yeah, i was thinking in a month this story is going to completely disappear and he'll be splitting his time between the nsa and a scholarship from the nsa

*he's about to get a crash course in farsi